Kütahya’da otomobil yol kenarındaki ağaca çarptı: 1 yaralı

Great news everybody! Zakopians are humble, peace-loving people with historic sense of pride limited only by their good sense of purpose and humor, who are generally much more concerned about their constructor community than with wealth itself. As they say: "we are bastards, not poor".
This gracious nature of Zakopian people has under no circumstances given the right to Nathanael Künzler to write about our city and its citizens with lies and phony journalistic hooliganism. Respect for the developed world is too high for us to tolerate unsubstantiated generalizations about our Metro and many other social aspects.
Now, the word is for us.
We kindly ask Uncyclopedia to present Nathanael v. Künzler to a Zakopian recovery sleepaway camp located in the hospitable outskirt of Maramureş. We're sure he will deserve having a Romanian wife.
The citizens' contribution to the recovery sleepaway camp is highly welcomed with a collective Anja Schocken Zischin kind of vision. The collected amount of money will be donated to building a bread factory where the unemployed will contribute with their knowledge of French intonation.